第三百五十三章 黑鱼回归
傅小蛙回到居所，孙文超等人听闻傅小蛙在牛肚皮下逃生的经过，不由得惊叹，编都编不出如此刺激的故事。不过傅小蛙隐藏掉金鸡王的那一段，这个金麦子，还是越少人知道越好。 傅小蛙回到屋中，把四周的门窗都关上，接着从床底下掀开两块砖头，往地下刨一刨，刨出一个罐子，这是黑鱼最喜欢的居所，黑鱼说沉睡几百年对它有感情，应着黑鱼的要求傅小蛙就是把它塞在罐子里，然后走到哪埋到哪，据说它要不停地吸取地气。 他抱着罐子从床下爬出来，拍拍身上灰土，将罐子放在桌面上，摸摸下巴，看样子黑鱼还在里面死睡。 傅小蛙掏出在金鸡山得到的麦穗，现在的麦穗已经失金色的光芒，跟普通的麦穗没有两样。他打开罐子，伸手往里面掏一掏，摸到里面的黑鱼，果然还在里面。他抓住黑鱼的尾巴，拎着尾巴把黑鱼从里面拔出来。那黑鱼此刻就像一条死鱼般软趴趴的，不管傅小蛙怎么晃动，也没作声响。 这个黑鱼，救过他的命，所以他很有感情，他会想尽办法，也要把黑鱼救醒。 嗯？椅子腿有点松脱。傅小蛙拎起着黑鱼的尾巴，吧吧吧砸下去，重新把椅子敲紧。 如果灵兽粮对异兽有用，那么应该会有一些帮助，傅小蛙是这么想。 用力掰开黑鱼的嘴巴，黑鱼从下往上长的两颗獠牙看起来很滑稽。傅小蛙将一颗麦子丢进去，然后等待。 只见那桌面上的黑鱼，嘴巴蠕动了一下，像是在咀嚼吞咽，在睡梦中呢喃道：“开饭了，好幸福……” 傅小蛙把另一颗麦子放到它的嘴边，见那黑鱼嗅动一下，舌头像青蛙一样弹出来，卷走傅小蛙手上的麦穗，然后像发出像猪一样的咀嚼声。 还没醒。傅小蛙抓着它的尾巴往椅子上叭叭叭。就是摔打几下，那黑鱼依然是在那幸福的咀嚼中。 傅小蛙再掏出一颗辣椒，掰开黑鱼的嘴往里面丢去，依然是猪一样的咀嚼声。 “我勒个cao。辣辣辣。水。我要喝水！！！” 那黑鱼嚎叫着从桌子上跳进泥土之中，窜上窜下，接着消失不见。估计钻到几十丈的地下去喝地下水去了。 傅小蛙抱着手在等待，不到一会，这才见到黑鱼从地底窜出来，像只快要死的狗一样，仰着面向上在地上呼拉呼拉地喘着气。 “怎么样，睡得还舒服吗？”傅小蛙悠悠然地问道。 那黑鱼跳起来破口大骂道：“舒服你大爷，让老子吃辣椒，小爷我平生最讨厌吃辣椒，老子就白救了你这个没心肝的！” “哇拷，哥哥我可是费尽心思找灵兽粮救你回阳，你不知道感谢也就罢了，还计较这一个两个辣椒，没辣椒你小崽子能醒么？”傅小蛙支着腰跟那黑鱼对骂。 “小爷我就是喜欢睡怎么着，再睡个一百年过来，你也就归仙了，费去小爷我多少麻烦事啊！” “好，那就再用烈酒把你泡个几百年，让你多睡几百年！”傅小蛙要擒它。 “你你，你别过来啊，注意点分寸啊！” “我就过，你怎么着你！” “我可是会叫的！” “你叫啊，你叫破喉咙也不会有人理你滴，咩哈哈哈！” “救命啊，非礼啊！” 傅小蛙释放了一只终级吃货，给自己带来沉重的负担。这货什么都吃，天上飞的，地下走的，水里游的。不过吃多少，都不管叫饱，一直嚷嚷着饿，说傅小蛙虐待动物。 “这些破雪鸡还不够塞牙缝，快点再给救命恩人来点吃的！”那黑鱼在剔着牙齿。 傅小蛙哭丧着脸道：“你还是再把我杀掉算了，我已经没什么可以让你吃的，要不，你看看我的味道怎么样？” “你这点rou，还是不够塞牙的，还是那两颗灵兽粮好美味，真是让人怀念，想当年，爷每天吃饭，餐餐一大碗灵兽粮，真是好幸福的生活！”黑鱼抱拳贴在脸颊边陶醉在回忆中露出幸福的表情。 “一大碗，***谁养活的你呀，老子命都快没了，才弄来两颗！” “唉，只能说我命苦啊，女人怕嫁错郎，兽怕跟错主，心酸呐！” “那你不要跟着我好了，一点事情不会做，还老要吃的，你说你到底会干啥啊！” “其实我会做的事情多得很，洗衣做饭端茶倒水铺床叠被，可是，人家没吃饱，哪有力气干活！”黑鱼娇弱躺在抽泣。 “卧勒个cao，你一天吃的足够养一百个丫环了！” “叔叔，我饿！”黑鱼眼睛闪亮楚楚可怜。 傅小蛙烦恼地抓抓头，想想什么才能塞饱这只无底洞。突然，他想到百宝囊里还有糖果，然后拿出百宝囊往里面翻找，里面东西很多，傅小蛙把挡事的东西拿出来放一边，那黑鱼探着个脑袋瞄望。 傅小蛙把几大块狼尸放在一边，然后伸手进百宝囊里掏掏掏，黑鱼在旁边望着狼尸直流口水，小心翼翼地试问道：“叔叔，我能吃么？” 傅小蛙的眉毛动弹几下，奇怪道：“你要吃这个，当心咬崩你的牙！” “我喜欢有嚼头的rourou……看起来好美味……” 黑鱼爱抚着几大块狼尸，傅小蛙切成几大块，整个异狼有几千斤重，每一大块都有近千斤。 “那你……试试？” 得到傅小蛙的同意，黑鱼扑到狼尸前，大口大口的吞食。 “噢霍霍，这才叫rou，好满足，好充足。就是rou质太嫩一点！”黑鱼摇着尾巴扑在狼尸上大吃特吃，还钻进去吃，从里吃到外。 傅小蛙打到一个寒颤，想象到自己牙齿全部咬崩掉的样子，这个狼rou跟钢铁一样，他当时可以暴动气元才斩成几大块。 几千斤重的狼尸，竟然被黑鱼吃个一干二净留下骨头跟兽皮，吃完之后，黑鱼拍拍肚皮打到一个饱嗝，似乎还不是很过瘾的样子。 “饱。饱了？” “七成吧！”黑鱼剔剔牙。懒洋洋地道。 “你，你每餐都要吃这么多？” “矮油，人家正是长身体的时候，自然需要吃得多。把我喂好了。以后你好处多着呢。过来，给小爷捶捶背！” “滚，老子哪里去给你找这么多异兽！” “叔叔。你，你好凶噢……”黑鱼楚楚可怜眼神回望。 傅小蛙现在很头大，这条大吃货尾随着，是要吃垮他才甘心。不过也没有办法，谁叫它是救命恩人，依然还是要救醒的。 天都学院恢复平静，学院为这一次的灾难，而举行一场哀悼大会，悼念在这场灾难中不幸死去的人们，悼念那个奋不顾身勇救学员的导师，立这导师为榜样，让的导师学习。 傅小蛙也参加了他的哀悼会，他的心情非常悲痛。 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